Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And, two alone.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

There is only one thing that you can do.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

They want to finish the job.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

It’s no more complicated than that.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

And that’s it.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?