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09.06.2025 02:26
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
After 6 new cases over the weekend, North Dakota has nation's highest measles rate - InForum
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Still no good
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
How can you maintain self-control?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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